The WICKED WITCH BABY-SITTING SERVICE

   Your last chance for the baddest little boys and girls.TM

Every babysitter you ever had storm out on you?  Has even the most reasonable custodial care used unreasonable restraints to tie up your child or children?  We're not afraid!  Some of our clients have included little Charlie Manson, Regan, Adolphs Eichmann and Hitler, Jimmy Swaggart, Mr. Hyde's bad-ass kids, Calvin, Jeff Dahmler, Richie Speck, Dennie Rodman, and the Pillsbury Doughboy's evil twin.

We're unflappable and know all of the latest displinary techniques, from ascetism all the way to depilation.  We're 4th Bestiary Class impalers and all of our sitters have advanced degrees in bulbous actuation, which is pretty scary when you think about it.  We don't just use idle threats--we bring 'em to fruition for the li'l urchins.  Sassing will be a thing of the past, f'sure!


 
 
Gritchen Verbitchen, Employee of the Month   
Uretha Utoirn, Supporter of the Venerable Walls of Vespa

Before an assignment, we recommend the following for each of your children:

1)  Extreme Unction (just in case)
2)  Hold harmless release for accidents, personality alterations, depression, death, or bad eating habits.
3)  $150 deposit--It ain't cheap!

So enjoy that night out--you deserve it!  Why should all of the other parents have all of the fun?  When you feel it's YOUR turn, turn to Your last chance for the baddest little boys and girlsTM

...The Wicked Witch Baby-Sitting Service
1-800-EAT-KIDS
Warning:

Threatening to use the Wicked Witch Baby-Sitting Service on your kids without actually using them is a violation punishable by a stiff fine.  If you've ever ordered a Coke, only to have the waiter ask, "Pepsi OK?," you know what we mean.  Most child psychologists and behavior modification specialists feel that if it's bad enough to threaten 'em with the Wicked Witch Baby-Sitting Service, then it's bad enough to USE the Wicked Witch Baby-Sitting Service.  Now you know.