Tired of self-appointed New Age gurus who think they know the fastest way
to a man's heart? At Vlad's, we firmly believe that the shortest
distance between two points is a straight line, be it a cute li'l belly
button ring...or the whole damn stake.
Body piercing while you wait.
There's nothing more offensive than the unbroken continuity of one's skin, glistening wantonly in its intactness, begging to be breached. Vlad offers an unmistakable correction of this offense as his vocation, piercing with panache, verve, and passion. He sees his talents offered as a purge for those bored with plastic surgery, tanning salons, and tatoos.
"Plastic surgery is for losers who can't stop over-correcting at their nose." --Vlad, 1986
"Tanning salons
stimulate the secretion of melatonin from your pineal gland. Have
you ever heard of anything as disgusting as that? Have you ever seen
a pineal gland? I have, and I can assure you it's not pretty."
--Vlad, 1992
"If you've got a tatoo, you've either killed someone or you want to. That's a fact." --Vlad, 1998
Bevelled needles for your comfort while using role-playing techniques for your mind!
Vlad specialized
in those hard-to-pierce body parts. Some of his specialties...
| Site | Single Piercing | Multiple Piercings |
| Globella | $85 | +20/per |
| Frenulum | $115 | $22.50/per |
| Urethral caruncle | $220 | Don't even ask. |
| Anatomical "snuff box" | $95 | $20/per |
| Vas deferens | Free (He's dyin' to do one) | |
| Filtrum | $75 | $25/per |
| Amygdala | $850 | $850/per--Sorry, no bulk discounts. |
| Glottis | $225 | $55 |
| Carina and Main Stem Bronchi Special*
*Client will receive a separate bill from brohchoscopist.
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$999 (Worth saving up for.) | NA |