Mung's
Bar and NightclubIf you're not funny, don't even
bother.TMMung's
Bar and NightclubIf you're not funny, don't even
bother.TM
Mung's is a different kind of a place. First of all, you must be funny to get in. A fairly large ex-WWF bouncer stands at the door to listen to your joke. If he doesn't laugh, you're outa there. Unless you're...well, that's really up to him, isn't it.
In this way, you're guaranteed to be with only fun people. The laughs just go on and on at Mung's. The food is fast, the women are fast, the men are premature. There will be no sexual harrassment claims coming out of Mung's, because at Mung's you just do what you feel and feel what you will. Private rooms for lap and face dances. Public rooms for the same. Yes, you'll laugh your ass off at Mung's, the place to go to recalibrate your glibula.
Designated drivers always drink 2 for 1!
And virgins always drink free...and heavily
if receptive.
| SUNDAY | Threesomes Drink for Free Night |
| MONDAY | Playboy Octaroon Night |
| TUESDAY | Soon-to-be-Singles Night |
| WEDNESDAY | No Fat Chicks Wednesday |
| THURSDAY | Ugly Guys and Gals with Astygmatism Night |
| FRIDAY | Babes Walking on Hands Drink Free Night (No straws allowed) |
| SATURDAY | Vigil Mass (Dress code strictly enforced) |
| APRIL FOOL'S DAY | Spin the Bottle and Racial Roulette |
You can send in your joke ahead of time for reservations. Please, no French jokes (Jokes about the French are OK, just no jokes in French). Send to sUmus@dilingo.com, and specify what night you'd like to be there. E-Mail at sUmUs@dilingo.com
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