The Plains of Kutchakockov 

     In a limited dimensional land that is inhabited by pan-dimensional persons, there is bound to be a lot of disappointment.  Those lucky enough to survive flagellation at the hands of the Tribes of Initial Discipline on the Peninsula Riduculara follow a path of least resistance into the Plains of Kutchakockov.  Here is where they are assigned their DiLingo names, sang to them in an auspicious ceremony.  The singers, the Bridge on the River Choir, are accompanied only by musicians playing Bulbous Actuators, the official musical instrument of Sango Jingo.  This instrument is unique in that when blown into, it resonates through several spatial dimensions, casting acoustic "shadows" that have an effect on the audience not unlike Xanax.  It's a real feel-good instrument--so much so that many unscrupulous gutteral utterals have used it in inventive sexual techniques.  Certainly it's shape doesn't hurt.

    When sUmUs cAcOOnUs first received his name, legend has it, several of the musicians hit notes on their Bulbous Actuators that resonated in synchronous analogue oscillation with the temporal lobes of several singers of the Bridge on the River Choir, causing them to cast off their robes, swing them around their heads, screaming like chickens.  Most thought that this was pretty funny, but they "never worked in this town again!"  That's shobizz for ya.
 

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