Suggestions For The Future Of DiLingo

Everyone knows that the present system
sucks (Sub-optimal Usual and Customary 
Key Strokes).  Decribed as "Pig Latin
from Hell," at the constructed Languages
homepage...

...we all know that this conversion of actual
English with trickery is a sham of a deception
of a sham of a shadow of doubt!  A cop-out!
Pig Latin from Hell?  I don't know about you,
but I'm embarrassed.

DiLinguists, we can do better than this.
Send in your vocabulary, and 
MAKE IT SNAPPY!