DRUG LORDS Pharmacy

We take drugs pretty seriously at DRUG LORDS!tmBack to D~L~ngo Homepage

At DRUG LORDS, you can be assured of nothing.  But isn't that what you really want out of your drug supplier.  We know nuthin', you know nuthin', no one knows nuthin'!  And that's the way you like it...at DRUG LORDS.

Below is our handy-dandy order form for your completely discreet convenience.

What type of drug are you requesting?

Your doctor is 

You are 

How many do you want dispensed? 

Please report your Witness Protection Program Name and Address and Telephone Number.

Oops, want to be more specific? Include some friends' names now that you think about it? Made a mistake? Click "Reset" and start again.

Allow 6 - 8 weeks for your Cashier's Check to be spent before expecting any action.
At DRUG LORDS Pharmacy, you can take comfort that we have a "habit" of re-investing 100% (maybe more, credit allowing) of our profits into buying even more drugs.


HEY!  Wanna make some extra CASH? and who doesn't?
We periodically sell our email list to folks at the DEA, FBI, CIA, FDA, IRS, GAO, ATF, and to our amigos in South America.  Include the name of your local supplier and get a 5% rebate (sorry, in pesos only).
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

An obvious satire.  Not really a drug solicitation.
DiLingo's official position is that drug abuse is intolerable.
Common sense dictates that you can't use any drugs that you know have killed people smarter than you.  And choosing to abuse drugs puts you at one end of the Bell Curve already.  Right?