The medical staff of Bob's Ben-wa Ballroom Dance Instruction

    Any off-off-off-off Broadway choreographer like Bob can start a dance school.  But only Bob Hellifano had the vision and political correctness to employ moonlighting foreign-trained medical doctors.  You can't understand them, but boy! can the dance!

The Staff:

Dr. Alfonso Hellifano
Dr. Hellifano, Bob's own brother, graduated Gluteus Maximus from the Medical Morgue of Palermo, Sicily.  Besides his busy schedule at Bob's, he's also into metaphysical scurvy and crashing novenas.

Dr. Lorena Bobbitt
Dr. Bobbitt was trained at Cutco Medical School in Cutoff, Louisiana.  She is a founding dismember of Members Anonymous, a non-profit support group for women who can't find a support group for the unusual mistakes some of them have made.

Dr. Ben Dover
No, that's not his real name.  But that's what he's known by at Bob's.  You'll have to take a lesson to find out why! :)

Dr. Jkwhno Wciwkxgeciczcs (pronounced "Jack-no Wicschnickerschlitz")
We have no earthly idea where the hell Dr. "J" is from, but he impressed us with his Curriculum Vitae that included such distinguished studies as:

The role of nucleopeptides in shopping.
The varied outcomes by meta-analysis in Rhesus monkeys that are venerated as saints for two years, then eaten.
Viral osteopathy--trashcan diagnosis or popular disability among disillusioned orthopedic surgeons?
The real reason foreigners become foreign-trained doctors--a review of the literature in 18 protoEuropean languages.
Health advisory #212 of the 3rd World Medical Congress Health Warnings:
    The "MultiExpulsive Multi-orifice Effect"--If you sneeze, cough, laugh, and fart at the same time, you die.
The physiology behind the MultiExpulsive Multi-orifice Effect--Examination of the only recorded survivor.

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