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They all chuckled when my job as motivational speaker was eliminated on Death Row due to downsizing. They all snickered when I thought I'd hit it big by convincing Tony Orlando and Dawn to go IPO. And they laughed their high-an'-mighty heads off when I applied to the prestigious Close-Enough-For-Government-Work Air Traffic Control Tower School. |
| By applying to the Close-Enough-For-Government-Work Air Traffic Control Tower School. |
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they thought I was a loser, and they may be the ones who ride first class,
but I'm the one who tells 'em where to go. Thanks to the CEFGWATCTS,
or (Close-Enough-For-Government-Work Air Traffic Control Tower
School). It's a real hands-on training facility, with lap-tops, walkie-talkies,
and all the coffee you can drink. WHAT A COUNTRY!
And the
standards are high, f'sure! Like they say, "Three crashes and
you're out!" Of course, they're a little more forgiving when
it comes to cargo planes.
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