Micka Michelobotomy, the team captain for Sango Jingo, unfortunatley suffered a life-threatening sphincteric injury when an errant jacuzzi jet forced a hot stream of water where the sun don't shine. Undaunted, he nevertheless continued in his routine, matched perfectly by his partner, Sleeza Baccheeza, who herself found said errant jet, but was quite pleased in doing so. One man's poison...
The only ugly moment came when two members of the Swedish Bikini Team, formerly qualifiers for the Swedish Fellatio Team as well, insisted the tub be drained after Michelobotomy's injury, claiming their were fecoliths bobbing around on the surface. The judges were not amused and took off points for over-scrupulousness.
The S.J. team took the gold and stood proud as the Sango Jingo karaoke national anthem played.
The scholarship offered
for the best pictures from this year's spring break, unfortunately had
to be withdrawn when all pictures were removed from the competition.
It was expressly stated that no illicit acts involving invertebrates would
be considered. And all of those people joined at the hip? Could
there really be that many Siamese twins going on Spring Break, or is that
the way all Spring Breakers look? In any event, maybe next year.
On a lighter note, those people
who made it to Cancun a day early, blowing off that Sociology final (yea,
right, like Sociology's really a science, anyway!), well...your grades
should have been in by now. How'd you guys do?