It's an outrage!
Oh, so I shouldn't get a sh'load of money for absolutely NOTHING! 


The Answer:

Sure I shoud. Hey, think back now. Remember...? You've done it, haven't you? At some point in your life you took part in a chain letter, a prayer letter, or some similar scam that you got hooked into in college. And what about that Email you got today--riches beyond your wildest dreams just by buying some guy's business plan--and then just wait for the $ to come a'rollin' in.

Well I never did any of that! But now it's my turn, fella. And if you have a problem with this, I'm not going to tell you what Monica Lewinski's middle name is (and boy! would you be surprised!)


The come on:

C'mon sport, that's right, donate to DiLingo. It's only a few bucks! It'd be nice if enough Gutteral Utterals sent in enough for me to buy my wife that new Porsche I keep hearing about. Let's see...hmmm....divide $5.00 apiece, say, into, oh, let's see, I guess a Cabriolet (of course)--one of those girly pastel colors...Ocean Jade Metallic...ahhh...I figure at a fin spot per--I'd need about 15,000 suckers (or altruists, depending on whether you see my cup as half empty or half full). I guess.

Could happen.

sUmUs cAcOOnUs and pOrchlEssJust your usual Fat Tuesday boy and girl. sUmUs cAcOOnUs and PorcheLess

                New Orleans, La.

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