Hooters National Bank
"Number 2 in Banking"

Banking with us is a titillating experience, because late deposits and early withdrawals are not a problem with Hooters.  And you can be sure your assets are safe with us, because we don't just hire boobs to handle the transactions, but intelligent, well-trained tell-alls.
It's your money, but, like, who's counting?tm
We proudly accept TuckBucks
Other currency accepted:

Sango Jingo Ch-chingo
Russion Inflatinskis
Deutsch MasterracingDey'llHardlyBothaUsAgainins
Icelandic Yelts
French Dinkleberries
Any lump bullion
Any limp billion
Bank notes and  Rank notes
Ransom notes (pending proof of survivor)
Traveler Chechs
All Israeli Business Scruples

 You money is protected to the maximum allowed by Sango Jingo law.  
(Severe penalty for premature withdrawals.)

Interest compounded minutely 
(the time, not the amount).

Lonely and no prospects?  Open something profitable at Hooters
--you might just get lucky.