Ensley®  

Electrorheological Napthenes in Single Layered Enantiomeric Yields...
or Ensley® 

     The description of the processes necessary to make Ensley is beyond the scope of this website. Also, it's formula, like Coca-Cola, is only known by two unrelated and unpleasant (to each other) people who never take the same plane together.
     From a poorly selling amorphous substance originally marketed as a putty-like toy which was ultimately rejected by Wham-O!, stock in Ensley's manufacturer went up in record-breaking jumps, splitting eight times in 48 hours, when this synthetic was found to be an adequate substitute for blood. In fact, it was thought to be better than blood, especially by Jehovah's Witnesses. Both it's affinity for oxygen and it's friendly dissociation curve made it the electively transfused substance of choice for athletes around the world. (If you've never heard of it, then that may be the reason you haven't won a Grand Slam recently.)



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