The description of the processes necessary to make Ensley is beyond the
scope of this website. Also, it's formula, like Coca-Cola, is only known
by two unrelated and unpleasant (to each other) people who never take the
same plane together.
From a
poorly selling amorphous substance originally marketed as a putty-like
toy which was ultimately rejected by Wham-O!, stock in Ensley's manufacturer
went up in record-breaking jumps, splitting eight times in 48 hours, when
this synthetic was found to be an adequate substitute for blood. In fact,
it was thought to be better than blood, especially by Jehovah's Witnesses.
Both it's affinity for oxygen and it's friendly dissociation curve made
it the electively transfused substance of choice for athletes around the
world. (If you've never heard of it, then that may be the reason you haven't
won a Grand Slam recently.)