Hot off the press! 

 

   At last, a book for the rest of you.   

Looking for a quick n' easy mastery of D~L~ngo?  New in stores everywhere is D~L~ngo for D~mmies.  Written in monosyllabic single clauses, in one mood, in one tense, and in one IQ, it's the best thing to come along since "DiLingo for Complete Idiots" and "DiLingo for Smokers."

"I liked it better than Cats."  --Wm. F. Buckley
 

And now!!!

DiLingo for Dummies on-line!

Why fork up $18.95 when you can block, copy, and paste this on-line version?
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