The Dead Nixon Mall

Danaman Sandaman, Manager Back to D~L~ngo Homepage

Mission and Vision

"The Mission of the Dead Nixon Mall is self-improvement.  We will provide only those proprietorships which will enhance one's ability to achieve homeostasis and sudden enantiomeric polarity.  The Vision of the Dead Nixon Mall is "Shopping with honor...Peace with purchasing!"

Legend

Directions to The Dead Nixon Mall
Take the Fernpike to the Ray Way Exit, "Exit 2," maintain speed, then take "Exit 12,988," then take the first exit that ends in an available parking place.  Observe all traffic warnings.

Stores and Boutiques at Dead Nixon Mall

 Bob's Ben-Wa Ballroom Dancing Instruction
The "Close-Enough-For-Government-Work" Air Traffic Control Training School
Main office of the "Wicked Witch Baby Sitting Service"
Hooter's National Bank
National Ambivalence Society
Miscellaneous Miscellany Store
Big Weenie Restaurant
Sharpest Image (Better than Sharper Image, comparatively speaking)
The Dead Nixon Com-Plex (Movie Theater)--Now Showing
Myrrh 'R' Us
Mung's Bar and Nightclub
Madame Doom, Psychic and Palm Reader
Speed Bump Emporium
Drug Lords Pharmacy
Body Piercing by Vlad
The Dead Nixon Opera Hall:  Now Playing--Satan on Ice
Social Promotion High School Recruiting Office

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