The Big Weenie^tm Restaurant

Yes, big weenies are better!  If you don't believe us, just ask a White House intern.  And if oral sex isn't sex*, then shoving a hot dog in your mouth isn't eating meat.  Actually, there may be no real meat in hot dogs, but that's really splitting the minimum number of hairs allowed by the FDA per ounce of Grade A American tube steak, isn't it?  An' no one makes 'em like The Big Weenie Restaurant.

It all started on Wilcox Avenue in California.  It was only a matter of space-time before it was franchised in Sango Jingo.  Here at the Dead Nixon Mall, proprietor Ignaire Fridgidaire sports a weenie you can do a musical to. Yes, love is a long and slendor thing...at the Big Weenie Restaurant, Dead Nixon Mall, the Hollifields, Sango Jingo.
 

*See PRESIDENTIAL MEMOIRS, President Bill Clinton and Life as We Know It (depends on one's definition** of "know").
**Depends on one's definition of "definition."