Have you missed somthing? Did you skip that after-lunch class in English I because it was just too damn cloudy to go to class? Who ripped out that section of your textbook, anyway? you ask. A 4th Person? Are you for real?The real question is, "Are they for real?" Well, some of them are, some of them are not, and still others make themselves so. There is no other language in the world that gives linguistic respect for all of you gender-benders out there--the trans-sexuals, the transvestites and cross-dressers, the "Pats" of the world, and any others suffering from or relishing in gender dysphoria. Well, DiLingo steps up to the plate and swings hard. True the swing is more like a bunt, but what do you expect from a limp wrist, anyway? We say it's about time all of the other blatantly homophobic languages included the most syntactically oppressed minority. We say it's about time they get a "person" of their own. If "he" is "ting," and "she" is "sing,", then, uh, s-he?, er, that, uh, the person formerly known as (YOUR NAME HERE), is "sting." Take your Viagra, stand up, and be counted.
he ting she sing Pat, Leslie, etc. sting